Thursday, 16 February 2012

Stay Fat With These Top Ten Excuses

10.  I don't wanna go to the gym because there are dirty indians singing to themselves there.   
FUCK THAT: There are dirty indians everywhere.

9.  I didn't have time to bring a lunch/go grocery shopping so I have no choice but get chinese food.
FUCK THAT:  There is always a sub place, liar.

8.  I have a party/vacation coming up in a few weeks. I will start the Monday after that.
FUCK THAT:  There will always be something coming up.  Start now or never.

7.  I am in a bad mood.  I just want to lay on the couch and eat.
FUCK THAT: Surprisingly enough, working out will make you feel much better in the end. Trust me, I am in a bad mood quite a bit, it works.

6.  I am too busy.
FUCK THAT:  Working out should be your #1 priority.  Fun stuff comes after.

5.  My legs are still sore from working out yesterday.
FUCK THAT:  They won't hurt anymore once you're warm, just try it.

4.  I've eaten bad all week already so I may as well keep going.
FUCK THAT:  Start now.  You have to.

3.  I work out so I can eat whatever I want.
FUCK THAT:  80% of losing weight depends on what you eat, even if you're exercising.

2.  My legs are sore from riding cock all night.
FUCK THAT:  See answer to #5.

 AND NO 1.  I am too tired.
FUCK THAT: Everyone is tired.  Don't be a pussy.

If any of the above are excuses you use, think of this blog every time it happens and make a conscious effort to push yourself through it.  Just do it.


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