Lose a little weight, gain a little confidence, do a couple stretches, do a few squats and become...the little engine that could. Could what, you may ask? Answer: 3 words, Me-On-Top.
*NOTE: MOM YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP THIS ONE.
Before I lost weight I would NEVER get on top. "Common hun, missionary again, I'm sorry I can't do it, pleeeeeease" I would say. I was insecure. I didn't want him looking at me, looking at my shit blobbing and bouncing all over. That was then...
Thanks to a few helpful hints and demonstrations from my gf Sara (the pro) on the positioning and angle of my torso, the back and forth, up and down movement of my hips, I am now the champion stick rider of the world!! Take that! Shaaaaawing!
Your man will find your new found confidence, not to mention your muscular thighs, extremely sexy. Quite honestly, he will cream his fucking pants. HOWEVER, you must not let this happen. You must talk about his mom, with the luffa, naked in the shower. Because we need it to last and we need IT hard. Seriously ladies if you've never had a BIG "O" from grindin' the shaft, you are missing out.
Now if that isn't enough motivation to drop some pounds, I don't know what is.
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