Introducing...My First Blaaaaawg

First and foremost, for the love of God, step away from the fucking McDonalds.  It is nasty and will just sit in your stomach undigested for 3 days before it works its way through your system and goes straight to your fat cells making your cellulite even more prominent than it already was. It will also radiate out of your pores and you (along with your whispering eye) will smell like McDicks. And trust me, nothing spells fat sloth chick like reeking of chicken McNuggets. 


My name is Jessica Niles and I am from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.  Not the obesity capital of the world but trust me, there are enough chunkers here to keep Cinnabon going strong.

Me, Jessica, in the middle, always the fat friend.  236 pounds.
Need I say more?

62 pounds later.  Hotness in the making.
As my friend Cathie from kickboxing would say,
"Rome wasn't built in a day".

According to the Body Mass Index I am 1 point away from being a "normal weight" however I still consider myself overweight. I was one of those fat chicks with a "pretty face". You know exactly what I'm talking about because chances are, you are one too! I have lost 62 pounds, 46 inches and have gone from a size 20 to a size 10.  I weigh 174 pounds. My ideal goal weight is 150 pounds.  If you do your fucking math you will see that I need to lose 24 more pounds to get there. 


I am here for you to join me on this last leg of my getting skinny journey and for those of you who are ready I would like to help you on yours.  I REALLY WANT TO HELP YOU, however, one important factor, you absolutely must be ready to do what it takes.  No fucking excuses.


I will be sharing tons of exercise/food tips, stories, recipes etc. that have helped me thus far and will continue to bring you and me success. I know everything and anything you need to know about losing weight as it has been, like for most fat people, a constant struggle (some may call it an obsession) for my entire life. Now one last thing...

Consider this your warning. I will not hold back the truth or sugar coat anything for you as I am not your fucking momma and do not care if you are mad at me.  I am mean and blunt and I like making fun of fat people. I enjoy swearing.  Some may find me offensive. I am the Gordon Ramsey of my trade if you will.  Just call me Chef.  Lets begin, shall we?